• SantaCon does NOT endorse drinking
• SantaCon does NOT endorse the wearing of red suits with white fur trim or any other Christmas regalia
• SantaCon does NOT endorse the manipulation of traditional festive songs to satisfy Santa’s comedic requirements
• SantaCon features stunts performed by professionals. Do not attempt to recreate these at home
• No animals were harmed in the making of SantaCon
• Refrigerate SantaCon after opening, and consume within 3 days
• SantaCon fully conforms to the law in every respect
• Batteries are not included in SantaCon
• SantaCon is for educational purposes only
• SantaCon is a novelty toy and should not be used internally
• SantaCon is not designed or intended for use in on-line control of aircraft, air traffic, aircraft navigation or aircraft communications; or in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility
• The views and opinions expressed on SantaCon are purely those of Santa and are not paid for by special interests
• SantaCon may not be used for advertising or product endorsement purposes
• All SantaCon models over 18 years of age
• Any similarity to persons living, dead or fictional is completely coincidental
• Do not attempt to operate motor vehicles while under the influence of SantaCon
• SantaCon may cause severe cramps, nausea, nose bleeds, dizziness, munchies, redundancy, headaches, embarrassment, loss of voice, loss of clothes and loss of dignity. Use at own risk!
• References in SantaCon to any specific commercial products, processes, or services by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, or otherwise, does not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation, or favoring, unless otherwise specified
• All images, sounds, and quotes used in SantaCon are copyright of their respective originators from whom we may or may not have permission
• SantaCon may contain trace amounts of nuts and seeds and is therefore not suitable for those with a nut allergy
• This guide is intended for the SantaCon massive only. It contains information that is confidential and protected from disclosure. Any review, dissemination or use of this transmission or its contents by persons or unauthorized employees of the intended organisations is strictly prohibited
• The contents of this guide do not necessarily represent the views or policies of SantaCon, its reindeers or its elves

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