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Away on a bender
Away on a bender, been sick on the bed,
the drunken old Santa lays down his sweet head.
The stars in the Met Bar look down where he lay,
The pissed up old Santa asleep on the drain.
The in-laws are rowing, the baby awakes,
But drunken old Santa no crying he makes.
I love thee, old Santa! But zip up your fly,
And stay by my side until morning is nigh.
Be near me, my Santa; I ask thee to stay
Close by me forever, you are my best mate.
Bless all the dear bottles in thy tender care,
Invite us to sit down, and please let us share.
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Hark! The Drunken Santas Sing
Hark! the drunken Santas sing
Glory to the new-born King!
Pissed on bitter and on mild,
God and Santa reconciled!
Joyful, all ye Santas, rise,
drive your reindeer through the skies;
With the sozzled host proclaim
Santa’s born in the West End
Hark! the drunken Santas sing
Glory to the new-born King!
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O Come all ye Santas
O come, all ye Santas,
Joyful and a bit drunk,
O come ye, O come ye to Selfridges;
Come and behold him,
Born the King of Christmas;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Sa - anta Claus.
Sing, choirs of Santas,
Sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye citizens of Sa - antacon;
Glory to Santa
In the highest;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Sa - anta Claus.
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We drink bells (Jingle Bells)
We drink Bells
We drink Bells
We drink it all day
Oh what fun it is to drink, a pint of Bells a day
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The Twelve Days of Christmas
(remembering to emphasise 5 double gins, as in 5 golden rings)
On the first day of Christmas my true love bought for me:
A lager for 99p
On the second day of Christmas my true love bought for me:
2 rum and cokes
and a lager for 99p
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love bought for me:
12 Tequila slammers
11 Hundred Pipers
10 Shots of Absinthe
9 Remy Martins
8 vodka tonics
7 Cheap dry sherries
6 Bacardi Breezers
5 double gins
4 Smirnoff Ice
3 real ales
2 rum and cokes
and a lager for 99p
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We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts;
Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts;
Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts and a cup of good beer.
Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
We won't go until we get drunk;
We won't go until we get drunk;
We won't go until we get drunk, so bring us cold beer.
Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year
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Oh When the Santas go marching in
Oh when the Santas
go marching in
All wearing red and drinking gin
You’d better step back Mr Shopper
Oh when the Santas go marching in
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Krishna Santa chant
(to be sung especially when spotting Hare Krishna
disciples or when moving en-masse.
Sing a "Harry Potter" version when outside toy shops)
Father Christmas
Father Christmas
Christmas Christmas
Father Father
Christmas Father
Christmas Father
Father Father
Christmas Christmas
(repeat until bored)
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