On the 11th month of Christmas…

On the eleventh month of Christmas my true love gave to meee…
11 Lips a-kissing
10 Tan-ger-ines
9 Eggnogs a-necking
8 Reindeer sledding
7 Santa helpers
6 Diamond snow queens
Some naff aaafter shaaave
4 Easter bunnies
3 Gift vouchers
2 Sexy stockings
And an iced fruit-cake with glace cher-ryyyy….